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Paige Connelly

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RhyDin Files #38
« on: October 06, 2014, 09:54:59 PM »

[size=9]Paige Connelly
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20 Cheesy Pick Up Lines Overheard In Local RhyDin Taverns Part One

Lunchtime at the Post is never dull, as colleagues gather around tables to share a meal and brainstorm to bring you the latest in RhyDin events, local color and sports.

Today?s lunchtime conversation was about the cheesy pickup lines we?ve all heard in various taverns, pubs and watering holes around this fabulously diverse city we call home.  Use at your own risk and enjoy.

1> Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
2> Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
3>  Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
4>  I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
5>  They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
6>  Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
7>  Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
8>  If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
9>   I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
10> I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
11> I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
12> Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
13> Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
14> For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
15> Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
16> Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet arse.
17> Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
18> I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
19> Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.  
20> I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.