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Paige Connelly

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RhyDin Files #37
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:40:33 AM »

[size=9]Paige Connelly
Staff Reporter[/size]

Naked burglary suspect tells Rhydin Watch officers that he's trying to become Governor.

Leroy Jamminskin is running a new type of Governor campaign. It seems rather than submitting his name via the accounting firm, Mr. Jammerskin has opted to put body paint on his person and strut around the marketplace.
Mr. Jammerskin was arrested for burglary of a sock factory during a particularly chilly evening. The owner of the sock factory simply pressed charges, but did not want his property back.
At time of printing, Mr. Jammerskin was out on bail and awaiting a trial.