Staff Reporter[/size]Gardenburger Mayhem
Dragon?s Gate Watch responded to a call at DG Burgers where a high strung fairy insisted that they enforce her Gardenburger order.
?You?re supposed to be here to protect me and my delicate system from the harm of the fast food establishments who know you don?t have time to eat healthy.? the fairy screamed.
Several patrons reported that the fairy got even more upset when they told her it wasn?t a Watch matter. The fairy reportedly left in a huff without the Gardenburger in question.