Staff Reporter[/size]Theater Business
The hamlet of Little Wing, RhyDin has decided not to do a production of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof because it?s title suggests it?s abusive to cats
Other titles that were considered and discarded, include: Death of a Salesman-- For false advertising since no salesman dies, Godspell because it doesn't actually give the god spell. Mages were outraged and To Kill A Mockingbird because it promotes Avivan Abuse.
They are going to instead go with a stage adaptation of The Cannonball Run, a light hearted tale of the emancipation of a cannonball.