I can't believe I need to say this.
Dear Helstons,
All of you are invited. Nae. Encouraged to post on this board. Hells, bring a party. Your other family. Your friends. That weird guy that lives down the street. I don't care. Pretty much anyone can post here as long as it's not some weirdo posting pr0n. Sorry, Rand.
Besides. I'm tired of talking to myself on here.
XOXO
Your Fearless Lunatic in Charge
P.S. We love you too, Noah.