she's a bad girl,
but she makes your toes curl,
a shameless flirt,
but that don't hurt,
her demise lies,
in broken hearted good-byes.
I'm a horrible being. Truly terrible.
I went out to the Red Dragon over the weekend, and got this guy named Vayne's number.. Or at least I'm 90% sure that's what the scrawl said. Though, that may have been brawling related and not looks, but I'm sure I could sway him to the kissy side. He was yummy eye candy, a little shorter than I usually go after, but I'm an equal opportunity dater.
Later that evening, Dave was there, and OMG he's so deliciously devilishly good looking. We didn't actually talk, but I swear he was sending me telepathic messages to come to the dark side or something.. I bolted before anything could come of that!
Then, last night, I hit on Darien-Freaking-FENNER! I mean, not that he isn't ungodly good looking and before he settled down, I'd have been lying if I said I did not fantasize about being locked in a bedroom with him. Am I a woman possessed or what?! I know his wife for Hera's sake! Apollo save me, I'm pretty sure she'll smite me in my sleep.. I didn't actually *do* anything, not really.. Maybe just a bit more friendly than I should have been.. And I gave him my number.. DUCI WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
I mean, let's be real...
I still hope he'll call.
That way I can be featured in the Post again.
After Darien left, I schmoozed at the bar. I could be a bartender, you know, with that perfect draft beer pour game I got going on. Someday, a guy (maybe a girl?) will really appreciate that.
So I'm leaning back behind the bar, playing eye footsie with this Tall-Dark-and-Dreamy dude. I mean, he was easily at least a half a foot taller than me with my Amazonian heels on. Talk about DROOL. He also had the most intricate ink covering his arms.. And man, he's got good game. I asked him how much it covers and he basically said I'm welcome to find out. I'm mentally fanning myself now. He owes me a favor because I got him a beer, but I would have been alright with a kiss. Which I almost got. When I practically did a body shot off his neck. Mm, delicious. I had to bail right then and there because, a) work stuff, which wasn't wholly true when I told him that, and b) I probably would have lost my mind and let him do bad things to me. Did I mention he's possibly a daemon or angel or something? He gave me a feather. That he pulled out from the back of his shirt. Fallen angel maybe? I don't know.. I'm playing with the feather now.. Maybe I'll keep it here for safekeeping. I don't even know how to contact him again! I suppose we'll run into each other.. eventually.
I'M GOING CRAZY! kbye.
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