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2011 Yearbook Awards!
« on: December 30, 2011, 11:11:05 PM »

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2011 Yearbook Awards and Future Forecasts!
December 30, 2011

In no particular order!


1. Best Drinking Buddy - Harold Lee

2. Most Likely to Die Single ? Tenacity

3. Testiest (Old) Temple Tantrum - Nayun

4. Best Bedside Boobage ? Maranya Ergin-Falconne

5. Future Nobel Prize Winner ? Lirssa Sarengrave

6. Most Likely to be Late for Apocalypse Party ? Daniel Tej

7. The Mish?Cael Award for Mojo - Tuhor

8. Most Likely to Star Next in ?The Exorcist? ? Eris

9. Best Hair ? Jonathan Granger

10. Most Likely to Never Leave Our Pages - Eva

11. Superfluous Skin Award ? Tasslehofl Momus

12. Most Likely to Have a Midlife Crisis at 20 ? Rayva

13. Ammunition Attraction Award ? Katt Rhysata

14. Passed Out By Ten P.M. Award - Amthyst

15. Cootie King ? Corlanthis

16. Most Likely to Try to Save the World ? Robot Thing (Whose Name We?ll Learn Eventually)

17. Most Likely to Actually Save It ? Wolvinator

18. Most Team Spirit ? Zahra Khoury

19. Hardest Fall ? Harris D?Artainian

20. Best Makeover - Ella

21. Likeliest Drop-Out ? Kassy

22. Most Likely to Sleep With Tara Rynieyn ? Tara Rynieyn

23. The Horam Award for Playing Hooky ? Salvador

24. Malpractice Award ? Teagan Rielea

25. The Straightjacket Award ? Kingsley

26. Most Improved - Jedi

27. Most Likely to ? Dear God Put On a Glove Man! ? Reap

28. Most Spirited - Katarina Smith

29. Androgyny Award ? Toby

30. Most Likely to Befriend a Cactus - Kruger

31. Most Easily Amused - Angus

32. Subject of Infinite Sexiness -  Sinjin Fai

33. Likeliest to Win Lelah Rivka Award ? Lelah Rivka

34. Most Likely Drunken Karaoke Star ? Gemethyst

35. Most Likely to Patent the Flying Hug-Bomb? - Taneth(s) Mercer

36. The Judah Bishop (A.K.A. Didn?t He Die Last Year?) Award  ? Dean Winchester

37. Best All-Around ? Risa

38. Straightest Arrow ? Ebon Ilnaren

39. Best Brother ? Colt

40. Biggest Comeback ? Darcy Huntington-Shimmerscale / Lilliana McClae

41. Most Likely to Go All 007 on Us ? Erinalle Dunbridge

42. Cutest Caller ? Apple

43. Best Corpse Impression ? Rachael Wynter

44. Most Missed  ? Alystrianna

45. The Gentleman - Ezekiel

46. Most Sophisticated Suitor ? Julian Marx

47. Most Likely to Corrupt Our Youth ? Julianna

48. Most Likely Youth to be Corrupted ? Rhiannon Brock

49. Biggest Mood Swings ? Brian Ravenlock

50. Hottest Snow Queen ? Shylah Vulpecula

51. Most Impossibly Insightful ? Guppy in a Goldfish Bowl

52. Most Charitable ? Z?ev

53. Most Marvelous Mom (Congrats!) ? Piper Granger

54. Inch From Death Award ? Dyarhk

55. The London Award (A.K.A. Missing Hottie Award) ? Scotty

56. Most Surprisingly Charismatic ? Dill

57. Most Likely to Make (More) History - Xanth Bokkelen

58. Most Mischievous ? Rook

59. Most Likely to Be Pantsed on Duty ? Aja Bird

60. Most Resourceful - Victor Kazon

61. Most Glam Governor / Sexiest Woman ? Fionna Helston al-Amat

62. Cutest Couple That Never Was ? Jochin / Sayuri

63. Most Likely to Succeed Wolf Blitzer (or Tyra Banks) ? Race

64. Dreamiest Dame in a Dress - Issy

65. The Acheron Award for Sexiest Smooch ? Janie

66. Bawdiest Bride ? Audrey Horne

67. The Ian Award for Interesting Issues - Icer

68. The DeLuca Award for Devious Diversions - Lucien Mallorek

69. Biggest Break-Up - Mealla Sterling

70. Most (Delightfully) Unpredictable ? Kazzy Hart

71. Most Fashion-Forward (Isn?t She Always?) ? Elessaria Devabriel

72. Biggest Catch ? Alain DeMuer

73. Sunshine and Kittens on LSD Award (Most Cheerful) ? Rekah Illyriana

74. The Entrepreneur Award ? Ander Northlander

75. Most Likely to Be 2012 Sexiest - Madison

76. Most Mysteriously Mesmerizing - Gideon

77. Next Billionaire - Silver Starblade

78. Most Persistent ? Seirichi

79. The Ticking Time Bomb - Matt Simon

80. The Matthews Award for Freshest Face - Jackie

81. Most Verbose ? Andu

82. Most Colorful Use of Curse Words ? Trixie

83. The Kazzy Award for Misguided Genius ? Robert Kidd

84. Wedding of the Year - Magenta

85. Most Likely to Be Stolen - Tick

86. Friendliest Family Fellow - Jake Duncan

87. Nicest (and Naughtiest) Smile - Kate

88. Most Memorable - Leo Heracleides

89. Most Likely to be Cursed and Have it Fall Off - Bjorn

90. Most Articulate ? Snor

91. Born Royalty - Vera

92. Most Faithful Feline ? Misty

93. Most Mutual Mind-Readers - Ali al-Amat / Eleanor

94. Most Likable Barkeep - Amber Cartwrite

95. Most Likely to Win This Award - Joy

96. The Alaric Award for Abrupt Appearances - Mac

97. Smartest Aleck ? Logan

98. Biggest Pushover ? Fury

99. Most Likely to Kill Santa (And show children his corpse) ? Raye

100. The Ogden Award for Originality ? Arts

101. Likeliest to Blow Up Ed?s House Next ? Samuel

102. The Eternity Award for Excessiveness ? Renna

103. The Night Owl ? Faerran

104. Perceval Award for Behind-The-Bar Pizzazz ? Vestra

105. Wish We Knew Better ? Sabatier

106. Most Charm ? Nigel

107. Cupcake Queen ? Nikia

108. Luckiest Man in RhyDin ? Will

109. Mistress of Mediocrity ? Illissa

110. Biggest Flirt - Eregor

111. Pant-Burning Sexiness Award ? Candy Hart

112. Hottest Couple ? Riley O?Rourke / David Lo

113. Biggest Fan - Ahni

114. Bachelor of the Year (Two In a Row!)  / Sexiest Man - Kalamere

115. Most Likely to Die From Online Dating - Porthos
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