[quote:0bc2f1bfb0="Issy"]I know you're all wondering...
Yes, sleeping is going a bit better (yay!). However, now potty training has begun (oh my God!). We're hanging in there, but I can't wait to get back to writing.
And to tide you over until I'm back, here's a little something for you to ponder (and probably crack you up):
Just think of Issy as a mom trying to do this stuff. ;-)
See you soon![/quote]
Well, I imagine she'd be a better mother than Dracina:
D: "You are my childe. I have just Embraced you. You're probably very hungry so I brought along a snack. I suggest the jugular, it's easily accessible and gushes the best. Go on, eat, before he crawls away."
D: "So Bhaal help me, if you don't eat this mother(bleep)er right now I will ram my (bleep) up your (bleep) and (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep) and (bleeeeeeep) and trust me blood splatter like that is bad for the carpet! Now EAT!"