I have been deeply concerned by the alarming news you have revealed in your column in this delightful rag, the Rhy'Din Post. Is it true that women are ignored and overlooked in this fine, wonderful city? Oh, dear, dear me. How dreadful.
Well, I have come up with a solution to make sure women are seen and heard in this city. Depending on whether you are at home or at your office in the Rhy'Din Post when reading this letter, if you'll look outside your window, you'll spot some of the girls from my escort service struttin' their stuff. ;-) I have added both the streets in front of your home and the Rhy'Din Post offices to their rounds. You'll be seeing plenty of them from now on.
Mwa! I look forward to your next issue, darlings!
Sincerely your friend,
Madame Jamie Kilner,
Owner and Proprietor of Ame Corrumpue Manor