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Mairead Harker

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« Reply #150 on: October 17, 2013, 08:24:40 AM »
Dear Editor,

Why doesn't "The Rhydin Post" have a column for kids?

Sincerely,

M. E. Harker
"Then again, what do I know, I'm a kid."

Soriah Lemercier

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« Reply #151 on: November 04, 2013, 03:13:42 AM »
Monsieur Bane,

Rest assured, Calix is quite the generous citizen and is a perfect gentleman. Trust me on that much. But yes, he is also definitely giving me a place to stay.

Emphasis truly is everything.

~Lady Lemercier

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« Reply #152 on: November 16, 2013, 03:39:16 AM »
Mister Bane,

First off, let me assure you that Eless and I are still very much together. Even in this crazy realm that seems to let everything out there, we still like to try to keep our private life?private. Imagine that! I do enjoy reading your column, and I hope to see more from you in the future.

Secondly, do you seriously think that I'd screw anything up to lose a woman like her? The best thing that ever happened to this ol' Cajun. Thank you for your concern.

Regards,
Luke J. Boudreux, Jr.
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Rhiannon D Harker

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« Reply #153 on: July 05, 2014, 08:23:45 PM »
Ms. Laurent,

You have followed in the footsteps of many before you, who share your belief that people cannot grow or change over time. You have also expressed the mindset of people that believe a woman's past sexual history should have a bearing in the favor of someone accused of raping her.

Do you realize you effectively said you have no respect for yourself? Unless your name and photo are misleading with regard to your gender.

I suggest that instead of passing judgment on the women of Rhydin, one of which you are either by birth or residence, based on words in an interview that you get out in the trenches with some of us. Go on a patrol of the city with Isuelt DeRomiano or any of her Sisters for that matter and see firsthand what they do. I'm sure any number of the city's long term female residents, who are often not mentioned in your publication, would be glad to show you just how misguided your opinion is.

Rhiannon D. Harker
~The definition of hero never included anything about age.~ RDBH

Dracina Hemdagg

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« Reply #154 on: July 06, 2014, 01:10:51 AM »
To That Laurent Creature,

I recently saw your feeble scrawlings in the paper, and while I was greatly amused at your words for those Scathachian bitches, I find your view of the women in this city woefully inadequate. Tell me, tell me, tell me, have you ever waLkEd AlOne In thE dArK?? i'LL bE kEEpiNG WaTch fOr yOU aND gIVe YoU aN ExPeRIenCe YOu'Ll nEveR eVEr FORGET.

That is, assuming I let you live, bitch.

[The letter was unsigned with no return address.]
The bitch is back.

Jamie Kilner

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« Reply #155 on: July 06, 2014, 01:26:36 AM »
Ms. Laurent,

I have been deeply concerned by the alarming news you have revealed in your column in this delightful rag, the Rhy'Din Post. Is it true that women are ignored and overlooked in this fine, wonderful city? Oh, dear, dear me. How dreadful.

Well, I have come up with a solution to make sure women are seen and heard in this city. Depending on whether you are at home or at your office in the Rhy'Din Post when reading this letter, if you'll look outside your window, you'll spot some of the girls from my escort service struttin' their stuff. ;-) I have added both the streets in front of your home and the Rhy'Din Post offices to their rounds. You'll be seeing plenty of them from now on.

Mwa! I look forward to your next issue, darlings!

Sincerely your friend,
Madame Jamie Kilner,
Owner and Proprietor of Ame Corrumpue Manor
Sometimes the worst things in the world can feel so good....

Sorandra

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« Reply #156 on: July 06, 2014, 05:57:50 PM »
Alexis Laurent:

What a way to throw Illea and the rest of our order under the bus like that! Why I have half a mind to bounce you across the city and back again on your fat head, but frankly there are bigger fish to fry and you're not worth the time.

Illea is twice the woman you'll ever be and more a hero than most in Rhy'Din. It's because of people like her that you're still safely writing your dreck, out of harm's way.

- Sorandra
Some call me "Payback." They also say I'm a bitch.

Morgan Wright

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« Reply #157 on: July 11, 2014, 08:28:02 PM »
Dear Mr. Bane,

I'm not intellectually stunted. You can go **** yourself.

Although I like what you did with "He of the Empty Threats," so I guess I'll forgive you this personal slight. Just don't let it happen again.

I'm very intelligent.

Sincerely,

He of Little Patience a.k.a. Morgan Wright

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« Reply #158 on: July 12, 2014, 07:55:24 AM »
Mr. Bane:

Aww baby, you say the sweetest things!  Makes my heart go pitty-pat.  

Welcome back, you've been missed.

Thorn
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Rhiannon Brock

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« Reply #159 on: November 01, 2014, 01:34:05 AM »
Sent addressed to Emmet Bane:
"The definition of hero never included anything about age." RDB

Rhiannon Brock

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« Reply #160 on: December 23, 2014, 12:57:51 PM »
To the staff of the Rhydin Post and all its readers:
"The definition of hero never included anything about age." RDB

Mairead Harker

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« Reply #161 on: November 06, 2015, 06:56:06 AM »
Dear Pete and Chris,

You guys really need to be covering IFL and stuff! Where are you anyway?

M. E. Harker
"Then again, what do I know, I'm a kid."

Paige Connelly

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« Reply #162 on: November 09, 2015, 10:31:45 PM »
Fenner is still off chasing a story. Pete and Chris are... Honestly, I think we lost them in Vegas.

We're short staffed but haven't forgotten our loyal readers. We appreciate your patience.

Nayun Takamine

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« Reply #163 on: March 04, 2017, 10:40:59 PM »
At times we both wear pants
It depends on the outing and what situations may arise
I also do not eat string cheese
it is a waste of calories

That is all

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Ed

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« Reply #164 on: March 05, 2017, 12:50:27 PM »
March 5, 2017

Dear Mr. Bane,

Gosh! Never in a million years would I ever have expected to make it into the news! My name is Ed Smith and you, or perhaps a colleague of yours, noticed me with my boyfriend, Trick Richie, at the Red Dragon Inn on Thursday night. I still can?t believe it!

I?m sorry, Mr. Bane, but I must also confess that I have no idea who Harold and Scotty are. The headline of your column leads me to understand that you have not been writing for three years. In which case I am lead to assume that these people you speak of are before my time. I have only been in Rhydin for a couple of years, you see. I am sure they were wonderful people for you to miss them so dearly. My sincerest condolences.

Please understand that I have no intention of trying to replace anyone, especially people I have never known. I would never dream of it! I?m still stunned by the fact that I made it into a celebrity gossip column at all! I am no celebrity! My boyfriend is, though! He?s an amazing racer for Bluestar Racing. His name?s Trick Richie, and he?s racing today actually. You should check him out! I?m including a copy of a clipping from an article that covered his last race. Did I mention he?s amazing?

Sincerely,

Ed Smith
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