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Scotty

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« Reply #60 on: December 08, 2010, 07:22:41 PM »
Dear Post,

Dare.  Always dare.

Love,
Scotty

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« Reply #61 on: December 10, 2010, 03:51:31 PM »
Dear Mr. Bane,

It's been over a month. If you were in one of the pools, you lost your bet. However, my son-in-law, Stephen Kidd, is running one regarding when Dr. Valkonan will give birth. You might be able to recoup your losses.

Sincerely,

Colleen MacLeod

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« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2010, 01:11:46 AM »
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[size=9]Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane[/size]
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Dear Mr. Bane,

In response to your question in the Winterval Wrap Up article, the pants are from American Eagle, and cost $40.


David Lo



MAN this guy's blinders are thick! Must be why Riley is all a-twitter with love for him. They must come in awful handy when it comes to paying your S.O. some mind! (Or whatever it is you kids are calling it these days.) Thanks for the reply, ex-constable Hotstuff! And keep hanging onto him and those nice pants, Riley!
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« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2010, 10:47:50 AM »
Dear Emmet,

Sorry,!  My husband procured a whole lot of mistletoe for me to go and hang all over Rhy'Din, and I was planning on it, but it was stolen!  I don't know who the dire thief is, but given how much of it there was, I'm guessing that whoever did it really loves being kissed.  Well, all the power to them, I suppose.

-Scotty

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« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2010, 04:01:27 PM »
Dearest Mr. Bane,

If you really wish to know, you must ask me in person.

Sincerely,

Dr. Chryrie Nightstar
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Darien Fenner

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« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2010, 02:58:26 PM »
Published Announcements!


[size=9]Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane[/size]

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Maranya Ergin-Falconne, Alper Ergin the Second and Antonio Falconne are proud to announce the arrivals of Ayden Levent Ergin, who was born on December 26th, 2010 at 11:47pm RST, and Andrew Hunter Falconne, who was born on December 27th, 2010 at 12:10am RST.  Both boys were delivered at Riverview Clinic.   Ayden is 6lbs, 2oz, and 16.5 inches, and Andrew is 5lbs, 8oz, and 17.25 inches.

Mother, fathers and sons are all doing fine.


Well, well, well! Looks like we no longer have Triple A, folksies. We have QUINTUPLE A. Wowee, what a mouthful. Well, I suppose that's better than Quadruple A plus some random letter. Can you imagine if they named one of their kids, I don't know, Gary? How the heck would I be able to make a nickname out of that? "Well, RhyDin, it turns out GAAAA is doing juuuust fine!"

GAAAA...

Dang it, Triple A! What's wrong with Gary?!

All joshing aside, I'm sure everyone will join us in saying congratulations, we wish all of you the best of health and happiness, and...

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!
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Rekah Illyriana

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« Reply #66 on: December 27, 2010, 11:55:42 PM »
Dear Post People,

Did you know that I really enjoy movies?

Can I write movie reviews for you? I could add glitter and use pretty pink pens.

Thanks bunches,(but, not like bunches of grapes which would be messy)!

XoXo,
Rekah
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Scotty

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« Reply #67 on: December 28, 2010, 06:23:29 PM »
Dear Rhy'Din Post,

Drive him or her wild with a collection of erotic toys from Scotty's Sporran, the newest erotic store in Rhy'Din!  Bring this letter and get 10% off of your order.






...just kidding.  Mostly.

Love,
Scotty

P.S. - You forgot to mention that the Man Most Likely to End Up Covered in Maple Syrup is Renfield Turnbull.

Darien Fenner

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« Reply #68 on: December 28, 2010, 06:42:05 PM »
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[size=9]Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane[/size]

Dear Scotty:

Know this from experience, do we?


Dear Rekah:

Rekah my love, I will hold a potato gun to my editor's head until he lets me publish absolutely everything you send us.


Editor's Note:
The RhyDin Post does not condone coercion, nor does it approve of arms violence. All writers expressing interest in a position at the RhyDin Post are encouraged to apply.
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Scotty

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« Reply #69 on: December 28, 2010, 06:49:01 PM »
Emmet:

Not yet.

Yet being the operative word.

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Scotty

Renfield Turnbull

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« Reply #70 on: December 28, 2010, 06:51:38 PM »
Emmet & Scotty,

It seems rather sticky, in theory.  I am in for the evening if you care to test the reality.

The latter sentence being addressed to Scotty only, naturally.  No offense intended.  

Renfield

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« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2010, 04:36:29 AM »
" Dear Emmet Bane,

Not entirely sure if that is a duels reference or some slang I have failed to keep up with but what the hell does..

...The Fifty-Fifty....

mean?
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Kitty Helston

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« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2010, 06:29:17 PM »
To Whom May be the idiot who can't figure out what my name is.

My name is Kitty O *period* Helston.  Not Kitty O *apostrophe*...  

The O stands for my birth name of Onyxfire.  Please make a note of this somewhere and pass it around.   Hate to break it to you, but there are no Irish moredhel.

Fourteen fricken years and people still get it wrong.  Seriously.


Kitty O. Helston  
see what I did there?

Audrey Horne

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« Reply #73 on: December 31, 2010, 02:55:26 AM »
Dear Mr. Bane,

Am I really that easy to impress? I mean sure, maybe I almost passed out when I first saw Icer and maybe I was a little bit too enthusiastic when I met Santa.

.......

Nevermind, after further reflection I've decided that I'll own that.

Carry on!

-Audrey
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« Reply #74 on: January 02, 2011, 04:33:00 PM »
Dear Post,

Just writing to express my congratulations for Mr. Fenner and Colleen following the announcement in your paper.  Marriage was the best thing I ever did in my life, it brings a big goofy smile to my face to hear you guys got hitched.

My husband and I wish them all the best.

Harold Lee
You get used to that.