[size=9]Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane[/size]
Maranya Ergin-Falconne, Alper Ergin the Second and Antonio Falconne are proud to announce the arrivals of Ayden Levent Ergin, who was born on December 26th, 2010 at 11:47pm RST, and Andrew Hunter Falconne, who was born on December 27th, 2010 at 12:10am RST. Both boys were delivered at Riverview Clinic. Ayden is 6lbs, 2oz, and 16.5 inches, and Andrew is 5lbs, 8oz, and 17.25 inches.
Mother, fathers and sons are all doing fine.
Well, well, well! Looks like we no longer have Triple A, folksies. We have QUINTUPLE A. Wowee, what a mouthful. Well, I suppose that's better than Quadruple A plus some random letter. Can you imagine if they named one of their kids, I don't know, Gary? How the heck would I be able to make a nickname out of that? "Well, RhyDin, it turns out GAAAA is doing juuuust fine!"
Dang it, Triple A! What's wrong with Gary?!
All joshing aside, I'm sure everyone will join us in saying congratulations, we wish all of you the best of health and happiness, and...
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!