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Craig Cleric

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Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« on: July 01, 2016, 02:48:46 PM »
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Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:14am): Aniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiita.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:15am): Hey. Hey. Hey.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:15am): Guess what.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:17am): Guess WHAT.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:18am): My hair.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:18am): Omg, dude my hair.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:19am): Lookit. It's super whooshy today.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:25am):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:26am): Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2016, 07:31:43 AM »
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:34 pm): So.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:34 pm): I found this sandwich shop.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:35 pm): I'm on my third sammich.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:36 pm): You should come out and get a sammich.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:37 pm): On me!!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:39 pm): Before I eat them all. On my fourth now.

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:45 pm):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:46 pm): Seriously... I think I have a problem.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:48 pm): Help, I can't stop. ;-;
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2016, 04:24:00 PM »
Text to Craig Christ 4:21PM: Dear Craig... Do you have any idea how hard it is to stay in the mood when Snake is slipping me the dragon and my phone is saying your name fifty times? Come on, dude. Two text minimum.

Text to Craig Christ 4:21PM: This is not a face of amusement.

Text to Craig Christ 4:45PM: ...Come get me... I want a sandwich.
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2016, 05:15:31 PM »
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (4:22 pm): o.o What... what is this two text minimum?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (4:23 pm): Is this some sort of weird policy I'm unaware of?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (4:25 pm): But... did you at least get some lovin' in the ham wallet? Because I'm gonna feel like a asshat if I cock blocked man.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (4:26 pm): Crap. I went past 2 texts.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (4:26 pm): CRAP I DID IT AGAIN. ****. I'M SORRY. D:<


Craig Christ to Anita Dick (4:51 pm):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (4:52 pm): On my way, bbz.
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2016, 02:03:28 AM »
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:47 pm): So I got weed from Bel today.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:47 pm): I don't know what he laced it with...
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:48 pm): But I can't stop moving.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:48 pm): I ran 3 miles...
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:48 pm): I climbed a tree.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:49 pm): ....I got stuck in the tree.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:50 pm): I tried meowing like cats do to get attention from people, y'know?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:50 pm): No one came to save me from the tree.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:51 pm): It's okay though!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:51 pm): Because I have reflexes like a cat! I jumped! And landed on my feet!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:52 pm): .......
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:52 pm): I lied.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:53 pm): Fell on my rump.

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:02 pm): I had to boom boom and I forgot my phone in the living room...
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:03 pm): How do you know if your tailbone's broken?...
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:04 pm): I don't think it's broken. It might be broken...

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:33 pm): Smoked some more.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:33 pm): I don't even care anymore!!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:41 pm):

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:46 pm): ... I spun too much.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:46 pm): Threw up.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:47 pm): alksdfjsofisjlskdfjwe

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:53 pm): Hey Anita. It's Dawn. Stole Floppy's phone. He's passed out... and drooling :3
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:53 pm):
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2016, 07:53:29 AM »
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:18am): Anita
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:18am): Friggin'
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:19am): Dick.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:19am): Where have you been? What are you doing? What have you been up to?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:20am): Guess who misses you.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:23am): THIS GUY
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:24am):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:25am): Call me or text me soon. I neeeeed youuuuuur loooooooooove.

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:26am): I have cookies.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:27am):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:28am): I'm not bribing you...
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (1:30am): I'm totally bribing you.
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2016, 08:12:04 AM »
Text to Craig (2:13am): Hey, things have been kinda hectic on my part. Zver and I said the L word to eachother. We're engaged. I'm pregnant. Those cookies look delicious. Bring them to me right now. Also, don't tell Dawn yet. I'm not ready for that kind of hug.
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2016, 08:24:54 AM »
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:15am): They are delicious
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:16am): I'll bring them right o
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:16am): HOLD THE FRACKING PHONE
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:17am): YOU'RE WHAT?!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:17am): YOU SAID WHAT?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:18am): HE PUT HIS THINGY IN YOUR THINGY AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING A THINGY?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:26am): Okay, I'm up.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:27am): I.... didn't... hyperventilate and pass out for 8 minutes?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:28am): And I'm also not... lying?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:28am): I'll be there in five and we're gonna chitchat, homie.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:30am): I'm too shocked to even GIF at you right now.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:31am): Also, I won't say anything to Dawn. Aaaaand I'm at your door.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:32am): Lemmmmmeeeee iiiiiiiin babbbbbbyyyyy.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:33am): I forgot I don't need doors....
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (2:33am): Okay, I'm inside.
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2016, 08:36:46 AM »
Driving around, he got stuck in traffic and with boredom.... comes consequences. At least in the eyes of Craig Christ.

A series of short videos were made and sent to his favorite rogue.

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:35PM): Some assface just cut me off in traffic
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:35PM): I made a song for the occasion
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:36PM): You wanna hear it?!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:36PM): I'm gonna send it to you anyway :3
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:38PM):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:39PM):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:39PM): POSITIVITY! YEAHHHHHHH!



Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:43PM): ... Well, waiting in traffic just got a WHOLE lot more awkward.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:45PM):

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:46PM): ...


Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:47PM):


Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:48PM): TOO LATE! HA HA!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (12:49PM):
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2017, 07:36:01 AM »
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:30AM): Do you have ANY idea how long I've been waiting to send this text this morning?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:31AM): So I don't get mauled for waking you up?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:33AM): It's been torture
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:33AM): TORTURE I SAY
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:36AM): So, I am forewarning you....
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:37AM): Since the impending doom of valentine's is over....
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:38AM): I am going to be kidnapping you soon
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:38AM): Very soon.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:39AM): liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike sunday soon
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:40AM): for cake, songs, nipples and making fun of everyone we see
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:42AM): OH GOD MOVIES. NOT NIPPLES. **** YOU PHONE.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:43AM): ... idk maybe nipples too
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:44AM): Sneak peak? *waves hand* oh youuuuuuu
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:47AM):
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (11:49AM): SUNDAY. I'MA COMIN' TA GETCHA~  love you :3
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2017, 01:38:32 AM »
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (7:30 PM): Guess who's officially an actor and guest pianist for Shanachie Theatre!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (7:30 PM): C'MON, GUESS.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (7:30 PM): YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! THIS GUY!
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (7:31 PM): Can I get an AMEEEEEEEEEEN?
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (7:31 PM): No? How 'bout  a high five?

Craig Christ to Anita Dick (7:34 PM): Still no? Fuq you too then. I'll do it my DAYUM SELF.
Craig Christ to Anita Dick (7:35 PM):
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Re: Maybe I Shouldn't Have Given Him My Phone Number...
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2017, 11:20:48 AM »
Anita Dick to Craig Christ 11:30PM: Amen. Sorry... Been kinda zoning out lately. We'll hang soon. Congrats, dude.
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